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7:59pm: I have a NEW LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! EMERIL!!!!

I LOVE HIM!!!

Unfortunately, my mommy is so mean and always turns off his show. I WANT TO WATCH!!! HE IS SO SEXY!!! BAM!!! KICK IT UP A NOTCH!!!

Also, my living situation is NOT ideal! By which I mean I still live with that bitch Suzi! Also there's a bunch of bitches downstairs, like Rayna the frigid bitch, and Piglet the overly humpy bitch! And sometimes THEY get treats like APPLES and I DON'T!!! How is this fair???

I've also been to the MEAN EVIL VET about a MILLION times in the past month!!! He keeps CUDDLING me and SQUEEZING my NIPPLE!!! What a PERVERT!!! He's as bad as that stupid JACKIE!!! Also, Mommy gives me this stupid pink stuff twice a day and I don't like it one bit! I usually manage to drool it all over the place, but STILL!!! It's so wrong of her to give me the pink stuff!

Also that stupid bitch Suzi keeps stealing MY HOUSE!!!

LIFE IS SO HARD!!!

1:32pm:



I AM OFFICIALLY A DARK (red) PIG OF THE SITH!!! SO THERE!!!

11:43am: Yummy yummy yummy!
Banana-covered HUMAN FLESH!!!

6:42pm: I've been a widow for a YEAR now! THIS SUCKS!!!

Then again, Suzi has ALSO been a widow for a year! HAHAHA!!!! LOSER!!!!!

10:53am: ABOUT MY NAME!!!!
Literal meaning
"Dances with Hat-stands."

History
Famously confined to the Scottish Highlands, then to prison, then to bed on the eve of a Tuesday, the name Cuddles was originally used chiefly to refer to those bred solely for organ harvesting, before eating a big cream cake.

Famous Cuddleses
1. Cuddles Tightbadger ("The Thing"), disgusted by the self-aware vacuum cleaner;
2. Cuddles Dots, who could never shake an early association with unspeakable guilt;
3. Cuddles U Quoits, first victim of the self-propelled gardener;
4. Cuddles de la Sprewt ("The Celebrated Juggler"), aroused by Explode-O, the wonder bang dismantler;
5. Cuddles de la Nivea, populariser of an ice sculpture of Hugh Scully;
6. Cuddles Macaulay, channeller under supernatural influences of the evaporating duck;
7. "Terrible" Cuddles Boonk, co-habitee of sixteen people associated with quicklime dental cleanser;
8. Cuddles de Happenstance, BA, champion of a slightly famous TV chef whom they saw looking at cardigans in Woolworth's one time;
9. Cuddles O'Oaf-Thews, fascinated to death by the nightmare cupboard;
10. Inspector Cuddles Cangoose ("The Pale"), once saved by Tramp Drink.

Typical Cuddles motto
"You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first."

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12:41am: I feel so upset! that bitch ericmonster gone and said that I got caught talking to chrissybee and talking crap about winifred_slaves. And yeah. You might guess I don't give a flying f*** what they think anymore. I'm over that.

And also Why does thehammies keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I'm on a modem! I'm going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!

hungrycavy went around saying how they saw me talking to twobitses and dissing on chrissybee.  

And also dinklepuss told me that arthur_bunny told people that I got caught backstabbing winifred_slaves. That is SO not true! Don't let me hear about that again or I'm going 2 whup asses!

Hey and know what? I don't know why kareninsilver went all psycho over me and _distorted_eyes having a little fun.

What sucks is that it's so not fair that I have Thursday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and brood listening to "The Wall".  

everybody has asked why I'm leaving the punk community but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR.

Oh and I was supposed to get together with fatchristoph this afternoon but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.

Oh and yesterday was my birthday and nobody noticed or gave me presents or wished me happy birthday :-(.

Oh yeah. I gave everybody my wishlist of computer hardware for my birfday, but nobody bought me anything :-(.

Oh and dad was totally unfair to me the other day and now now I can't go to the mall with redheadgirl and cynebeah :-(.

And also that bitter old queen ericmonster gone and said that they saw me talking crap about mandelion. And yeah. You might guess I don't give a flying f*** what they think anymore. I'm over that.  

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LIFE IS SO HARD! I'M HAVING BUTT DRAMA!!!

10:17am: I'm helping Mommy sort out her pills for this week! This is MUCH more important than Suzi's stupid poetry!!!

9:33am: That BITCH Suzi made a SNEAK ATTACK on my lip!! I HATE HER!!!

11:47am: That BOOR Jackie tried to KISS me!!!!! HOW DARE HE?!?!?!?!?!? I BIT his UGLY STRIPEY NOSE though. THAT SHOWED HIM!!!

Mommy keeps KISSING my BELLY!!! It's HIGHLY offensive!!!

4:14am: Mommy got homemade fudge for Christmas.

DON'T I GIVE HER ENOUGH?!?!?!

10:40am: OMG!!!
HAY!!! LOOK AT ALL THAT HAY!!!!! And it's ALL MINE!!!!

GET YOUR STINKY BUTT OUT OF MY HAY, SUZI!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!

5:01pm: SUZI is LYING!!!!!

EXCEPT about JACKIE!!!!

3:39am:

peeing in my hay is love
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THAT'S RIGHT!!!!

11:37am: Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy...BUTT FUDGE!!!!!!!!

11:34pm: IT HURTS WHEN I PEE!!! And THIS came out of my BLADDER!!!!!

6:16pm: Everyone SHOULD have voted for the PRO-ORANGE-GUINEA-PIGS candidate!!! STUPID PEOPLE!!!

8:32pm: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
LAST NIGHT I was just INNOCENTLY sitting in my house, peeing all over the place! It HURT!!! So I was CRYING!!! And then MOMMY came in and heard me and saw the blood and TOOK ME TO THE EMERGENCY VET!!! Vets are PERVERTS who like to CUDDLE me where I DON'T like to be CUDDLED!!! Which is EVERYWHERE!!! Anyway, this PERVERT decided to MALICIOUSLY CUDDLE ME and then took PERVERTED PORNO X-RAYS of me!!! I told her JUST WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HER and it WASN'T TOO NICE!!! And then she gave me SHOTS!!!! I HATE HER!!!

Then TODAY Mommy noticed me peeing blood AGAIN so now she's trying to shove CRITICAL CARE down my throat and that stupid einstein_pig is CRYING because HE WANTS IT!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!

LIFE IS SO HARD!!!!

9:30am: I make the TASTIEST BUTT FUDGE EVER!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!

9:07pm: mommykim IS A SKINHEAD!!! LOOK AT ALL THE SKIN ON HER HEAD!!!!

9:45pm: LIFE IS SO HARD!!!!!!
That BITCH Suzi is LIBELING me AGAIN!!!!!!! I HATE HER!!!!

ALSO, I went to the VET on TUESDAY and he MALICIOUSLY CUDDLED ME!!!!!!!! And then he gave me a SHOT!!!! It was SO HORRIBLE!!! And NOW Mommy is giving me ICKY ANTIBIOTICS again!

3:33pm: 1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me - something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character.

2. Post this in your own journal.

11:22pm: I went to the VET today and he MALICIOUSLY CUDDLED ME!!!!!!

1:59am:
Smells Like Teen Spirit:You've got it all. Fast
beats and a whole lotta hate for school spirit.
You would much rather go a few days without a
shower and most people can catch you with your
pom pom, admit it.


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My mistress's husband has a stupid cheerleader uniform!!!!!!!

4:00pm: The vet MALICIOUSLY CUDDLED me!!! HOW DARE HE?!?!

NO, Mommy, I'm NOT thirsty!