LAST NIGHT I was just INNOCENTLY sitting in my house, peeing all over the place! It HURT!!! So I was CRYING!!! And then MOMMY came in and heard me and saw the blood and TOOK ME TO THE EMERGENCY VET!!! Vets are PERVERTS who like to CUDDLE me where I DON'T like to be CUDDLED!!! Which is EVERYWHERE!!! Anyway, this PERVERT decided to MALICIOUSLY CUDDLE ME and then took PERVERTED PORNO X-RAYS of me!!! I told her JUST WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HER and it WASN'T TOO NICE!!! And then she gave me SHOTS!!!! I HATE HER!!!
Then TODAY Mommy noticed me peeing blood AGAIN so now she's trying to shove CRITICAL CARE down my throat and that stupid einstein_pig is CRYING because HE WANTS IT!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!